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In honor of America’s Black Friday shopping day.
Shop responsibly.
Don’t shop and drive.
Wear your seat belt when you shop.
Make sure your shopping cart tires are properly inflated.
A Twix bar is not proper fuel for a shopping trip.
Let other shoppers in from the entrance ramp.

Or just stay home and create something for a present instead.
Drawing and maxims by Marty Coleman of The Napkin Dad Daily