Scandal is Gossip Made Tedious by Morality

You whisper to your friend, “She works in my building, she’s a show off.  I saw her in the elevator in a really short skirt once.”  

Your friend responds, “I bet she used to be really fat and now just flaunts it all the time.” 

You continue, “I heard she left her husband for some young guy.”  

Your friend responds, “I bet she left him for 3 or 4 young guys.” You say, “I wouldn’t doubt it, she’s probably a slut.”