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Amusing Medicine – ‘Take Your Medicine!’ #4

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The Mystery Healing Game

I have often times in my life had a twitch or some other ailment that just won’t go away.  I then, finally, go to the Dr. to see if it’s eyelid cancer or just a twitch.  So, the medicine man (or woman) looks me in the eye and says, ‘It’s just a twitch.’  There isn’t anything for them to do about it so they just send me on my way. They did nothing to help stop the twitching at all and yet, the twitching is gone by the time I get to the car.  What’s that all about?

Maybe it was the doctor mollifying me, or entertaining me with an intellectual explanation, or distracting me like a person getting scared when they have the hiccups.  Whatever the reason, their technique often works.  No medicine, but a healing technique nonetheless, right?

Has this happened to you?  You know, where you go from Dr. to Dr. and nothing helps, then it just ups and heals itself out of the blue?  It’s such a mystery when that happens, isn’t it.  But I have to admit I like it!

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Drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman

Quote by Voltaire, 1694-1778, French wit

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Literary Question from Yesterday Answered:

Question: Where did the saying, ‘Fit as a Fiddle’come from?

Answer: It first appeared in 1616 in ‘Englishmen for My Money’ by William Haughton, “This is excellent, i’faith; as fit as a fiddle”  Fit meant appropriate, as in fitting or proper, as a fiddle fits perfectly with a fiddler’s pose. It did not originally refer to one’s fitness, that came much later.

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Voltaire – The Great Quotists #2

Don’t quote me, but it’s day #2 of ‘The Great Quotists’ series at the NDD



Next up is François-Marie Arouet, better known by his pen name, Voltaire.

Voltaire is the wit of France.  Born into the enlightenment era he skewered royalty, religion, pretension, society, and politics with a sharpness of tongue that no other could match.

But he was much more than just a sarcastic wit.  He was an amateur scientist, working to discover the elements of fire.  He was one of the first to write history in a modern way, paying attention to culture and society as much as military and political events.  He was a crusader for the separation of church and state and religious freedom.  He wrote more than 20,000 letters and 2,000 books and pamphlets.

Another example of a man who had humor until the end, his famous last words were, “Now, now, my good man, this is not the time for making enemies.” in response to a priest asking him to renounce Satan.




Drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman of The Napkin Dad Daily

Quote by Voltaire, 1694-1778, French writer

More Voltaire quotes in the napkin drawings


Stupidity #5: Manners

 

You can get all 5 stupidity napkins on  Coffee Cups and you should!
When you think about it, well-mannered stupid people do tend to make it to the top and rule the world. But I plan a coup soon of well-mannered smart people and will need your help! Are you with me?
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Drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman of The Napkin Dad Daily
 
Quote by Voltaire. If you don’t know who he is, you aren’t paying attention!

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Welcome to Stupidity, my first series of 2011!  In honor of all you returning to work after the holidays, I thought you might need some classic quote therapy to help you navigate among your co-workers.
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Over the holidays our extended family took a long walk along the Arkansas River.  We took our 2 dogs with us.  We passed a jungle gym play area with a curvy slide and I thought it would be fun to slide wiggle dog down it.  I attempted said maneuver but wiggle dog wasn’t happy with this idea and instead of going down the curvy slide, jumped over the edge of it down to the sand below. Wiggle dog got up, favoring one paw. I was worried she had broken something. But she was alright.

My wife and daughter (and others) saw stupidity in action.  They weren’t happy to see it.  I apologized to wiggle dog.  I apologized to my wife and daughter.  I went over to the men in the group and said ‘men sometimes do stupid things’. They all nodded.

Moral of the story, don’t do stupid things, especially to someone else!

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Drawing by Marty Coleman

Quote by Voltaire, 1694-1778, French philosopher and writer.  Did you know his real name was François-Marie Arouet?

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What better topic than reason for me to draw a napkin that makes no sense!

Quote by Voltaire, French guy

Because some blogs and feed readers do not link back to my blog and do not tell the drawings are by me I will be putting the obvious on my napkins from now on.

Drawing by Marty Coleman, The Napkin Dad
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