What are your buns like? Mine are like Fettucine Alfredo crossed with low grade steel, not to be used for highway construction, but maybe to hold up a merge sign.
Drawing and profound commentary by Marty Coleman of The Napkin Dad Daily
Quote by Ellen DeGeneres, 1958-not dead yet, American comedian
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This is the napkin I was too tired to finish Saturday! I know, how ironic.
Of course, as you get older, sometimes you take the two pills SO you can climb the stairs two at a time.
Drawing by Marty Coleman of
The Napkin Dad Daily blog
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Two of the most destructive forms of exercise there are!
What are some other bad ones?
How about side-stepping responsibility?
Give us a few more, ok?
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