The Woman w/ The Bacon Hair and Big Breasts
The woman was happy. She had hair like bacon, which she always wanted, and her big breasts had finally healed from the surgery.
She liked finally being thin. she had dieted and worked out hard to attain her new shape.
Someone took a photo of her and she stuck out her tongue.
Her friend standing next to her also had big breasts (but not bacon hair) but she was not happy about it.
Short short story and drawing by Marty Coleman