The Unknowable Age – Born Day #1

 

It’s the birth of BORN DAY week!

The Old Were Once Young, Perhaps.

Have you ever met someone you felt was never young? They are the ones who have always been old looking, acting, thinking and/or doing? I have.  Most people who seem to be  old before their time were probably young once.  They probably played in the mud, built forts out of cushions and tried to get around the entire house without touching the floor because it was lava.  

These Kids Today

But you would never know it from looking at or hearing them speak now.  What do they look like now? They look like someone so contained, so prim and proper, that you can’t imagine them without a business suit on, or without a scowl on their face.  They are concerned with everything being seen as perfect; nothing garish or loud or too funny or possibly controversial. They won’t like anything that culturally came after they were about 15 years old.  They won’t approve of the youth today, even if they are among the youth of today. They will put great emphasis on doing the right thing, and the right thing will always be something that rocks no boats and ruffles no feathers.  Nothing should stand out and if it does they will make sure the world knows it is not approved of.  

It’s not the gradual aging that brings wisdom, love and an ironic smile about how life is.  It’s the premature aging that comes from judgment, fear and moral self-righteousness.  It’s ugly and depressing to see. It’s bad enough to be around a person like that, it must be torture to actually be someone like that.

Remembering Forward

Do you want to avoid that? Then remember back and remember forward. Remember back to your youth.  The world did not collapse when you acted like a 10 year old. Why?  because you WERE a 10 year old and that was ok.  Many of the things a 10 year old did had nothing to do with right and wrong, it had to do with joy.  Joy in discovery, make believe, humor, laughter and silliness.  And then remember forward to right before your death and let’s pretend that moment is right now.  What will you regret?  Laughing and playing and being silly with your friends? I doubt it.  I bet you will regret NOT doing those things when you had the chance.

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Drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman, who acts younger than he is and is proud of it.

Quote by Satchel Paige, who pitched in Major League Baseball until he was in his 60s (or so they say, he never really did know his exact birthday).

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Physiology Question of the Day

How many years does it take for your body to create an entirely new skeleton?

Geography Question of the Day

What country has the longest living humans on average?

Come back tomorrow for the answers

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How Old Would You Be If You Didn’t Know How Old You Were?

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?” – Satchel Paige

On the TV show ‘The Biggest Loser’ the contestants meet with the doctor who tells them that there is a difference between their biological age and the chronological age. One of them might be 25, but their body is actually closer to 40, a 54 year old might actually have a body closer to a 74 year old.

But what about ‘attitude age’? What would be the age of your attitude if you didn’t know how old you are? What about your ‘play age’? How old would you be in that area?

The author of this quote, Satchel Paige, was a famous baseball pitcher in the Negro League. Due to segregation and discrimination he was not able to get into the major leagues until well after his prime. Towards the end of his career he finally played with the Cleveland Indians and other teams.

He was born in 1905 or 1906. He didn’t start in the majors until he was 42 years old. His last game in the majors was at the age of 59, in 1965.

You can see why he had the credentials to ask this question of anyone he met.

What are your answers?

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