I hope this public service series on how to draw a napkin is helping you.
Steps 2a-2d: Repeat steps 1a-1d
Step 2e: Go to art college or at least a big empty space and draw naked people a lot. Men, women or hermaphrodites are acceptable.
Step 2f: Move from drawing naked people to painting naked people. Use pretty colors.
Step 2g: Practice being an artist for 30 years (this is an important step, don’t skip it).
Concept, drawings and commentary by Marty Coleman
Fact of the day:
Top ten most popular subjects in art (according to a survey conducted by Art Business Today magazine (UK)
1. Traditional landscapes.
2. Local views.
3. Modern or semi-abstract landscapes.
6. Figure studies (excluding nudes or nakeds).
7. Seascapes, harbour, and beach scenes.
9. Impressionistic landscapes.
10. Nudes (this includes Nakeds as well).