How to Draw a Napkin – Step 10: Find New Wife

Posted by on October 26, 2012 at 1:14 pm.

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Finally Step 10!

how to draw a napkin 10-6

Step 10a-10d: See 1a-1d

Step 10e: Get divorced after 20 years of marriage.

Step 10f: Start dating woman from church who is also getting divorced.

Step 10g: Stop dating woman from church and introduce her to guy in Sunday School.

Step 10h: Have woman from church say she can’t ever talk to me again because her new boyfriend I introduced her to is jealous.

Step 10i: Go internet dating.

Step 10j: Have some wonderful girlfriends who aren’t quite the right fit.

Step 10k: Meet woman on match.com, think she is cool and date her for 2 years, with a break up in there somewhere.

Step 10l: Meet woman from match.com’s daughter and think she is cool.

Step 10m: Ask woman from match.com to marry me.

Step: 10n: Get married to woman from match.com

Step 10o: Find out woman from match.com’s name is Linda.

Step 10p: Live happily ever after.

This is a great place to stop for a while. I will pick it back up later, maybe doing it once a week or so.

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Concept, drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman, who thought internet dating was fun.

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Fact of the day 

Approximately 1/3 of marriages in the US are step-family involved remarriages for one or both partners.

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4 Comments

  • RunMamaRun262 says:

    I have enjoyed reading your story in napkin format! You have quite a creative mind! Have a great weekend!

    • NapkinDad says:

      Thank you RunMama! I appreciate that. the ‘How to draw a napkin’ didn’t really start out as an autobiography, but somewhere along the way (I think #3) it sort of turned into that so I just went with it.
      My wife wouldn’t let me stop until I at least got one drawing of her in the series since I had so many of my former wife along the way!

  • Lynda M O says:

    You draw better than anyone else I know. Love you use of color too. Enjoy your weekend. Go SF Giants.

    • NapkinDad says:

      Lynda, that’s very kind of you to say, thank you. I love being able to play with color in my drawings. It’s usually not too planned out in advance, just trying to be sensitive to how color sets the mood.

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