How To Draw A Napkin – Step 4: Have Babies

by | Oct 19, 2012 | 4 comments

I know you weren’t expecting this, but it was due! __________________ how to draw a napkin 4-6  

Steps 4a-4d: Repeat steps 1a-1d. 

Step 4e: Meet someone.

Step 4f: Marry them (traditional version)

Step 4g: Have sex with them (traditional version)

Step 4h: Get pregnant, or help at least (traditional version)

Step 4i: Have baby (traditional version)

Step 4j: Repeat 4g-4i as often as you wish.

Step 4k: Draw baby being born from memory. (don’t draw as it happens, that would be rude).

Step 4l: Color in drawing (be accurate)

____________________ Concept, drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman, who contributed to this scenario 3 times (and added another in an untraditional way). ____________________ Trivia of the day An average of approximately 3,000 babies in the US are dropped upon delivery each year.

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4 Comments

  1. lisleman on 10/24/2012 at 11:15 AM

    “but it was due” – good one
    I like step 4k the best.

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    • NapkinDad on 10/24/2012 at 11:52 AM

      haha…I have an excellent memory (step 4k) as you can tell. I couldn’t be more accurate if I tried!

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  2. Lynda M O on 10/20/2012 at 10:31 AM

    You Made my Saturday morning Great. Thanks,

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    • NapkinDad on 10/20/2012 at 10:37 AM

      Thanks Lynda, I am glad. I hope the drawing make you smile and laugh a little!

      Reply

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